Me: Can I watch the Star Wars movies in chronological order?
Star Wars Fan Friend: glares at me NO.
A long walk, a phone call, and a good cry.
All is well.
Me: “Ma. Ayoko mag-asawa. Makikipagdate na lang ako kay * toot * habambuhay.”
Mama: * stares at me like I’m insane *
Funniest thing I heard tonight:
Student: “My boss is a male. He makes me hard.”
Student: surprised What does it mean?
Me: stares at my PC
How the heck am I gonna explain that?? HAHAHAHAHA! Anyway, he meant that his boss gives him a hard time. 😉 #directtranslationproblems
A: Gusto ko yumaman.
A: Kasi sawa na ko maging mahirap.
Yung summer season na, naka-Christmas bod ka pa din.
Found this strangely comforting.
I miss Charlie.
Single bed pero taken.
Me: “Blue, we need to talk. I need space. Nahihirapan na ko sa sitwasyon nating dalawa. Lagi na lang ikaw ang nasusunod. Pano naman ako? Napapagod din ako. Baka pwedeng ako naman pagbigyan mo. Lagi na lang tayong ganito.”
Blue: * snores *
(talking about my new profile picture)
Me: “Sa kagandahan.”
Him: * kroo kroo *
If you’re gonna lie to your teacher, do it perfectly. Your teachers were once students too, and they had their fair share of lying to their previous teachers. Plus if your teachers have been handling classes for more than a year, they pretty much know if you are lying or not — even if you do it really well. #liargame #teenageninjastudents