Teacher Diaries #9

Funniest thing I heard tonight:
Student: “My boss is a male. He makes me hard.”
Student: surprised What does it mean?
Me: stares at my PC

How the heck am I gonna explain that?? HAHAHAHAHA! Anyway, he meant that his boss gives him a hard time. 😉 #directtranslationproblems


Teacher Diaries #5

If you’re gonna lie to your teacher, do it perfectly. Your teachers were once students too, and they had their fair share of lying to their previous teachers. Plus if your teachers have been handling classes for more than a year, they pretty much know if you are lying or not — even if you do it really well. #liargame #teenageninjastudents